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August 2015

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Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

#21461323
46 comments

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On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - work - by myanmarkaviar (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

#21460870
58 comments

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On 08/26/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

#21459680
65 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

#21458464
59 comments

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On 08/20/2015 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after twelve straight hours of work, my fourteen year old son surprised me with a broken window and a cracked TV. He said, "I was swatting away a fly." FML

#21461075
50 comments

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On 08/26/2015 at 8:28pm - kids - by tortureromoretorture - United States (New York)

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

#21458278
46 comments

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On 08/19/2015 at 11:25pm - kids - by ambiiii - United States (Texas)

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

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On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband wanted to use bacon grease as lube. FML

#21459209
102 comments

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On 08/22/2015 at 6:18am - intimacy - by fuck no (woman) - India (Kerala)

Today, my psycho landlord threatened to take me to court if I don't pay my rent on time this month. I'd totally understand if he weren't my father-in-law, and if the reason I didn't pay on time before was because of hospital fees I'd incurred for an emergency appendectomy. FML

#21458301
53 comments

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On 08/20/2015 at 12:16am - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife accused me of cheating. Why? Because I recently started working out, and according to her, no married man tries to improve his physique unless he's trying to look good for other women. I can't believe I married this neurotic wreck. FML

#21459202
98 comments

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On 08/22/2015 at 5:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

#21461344
96 comments

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On 08/27/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by O0hdear - United States (Texas)

Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML

#21458841
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32957) - you deserved it (1548)

On 08/21/2015 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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