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January 2015

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Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14366) - you deserved it (1823)

On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Today, I had pizza for lunch. Later, I passed out in front of a customer. Now I get to explain to my boss that I fainted on the job because of heartburn. FML

#21344355
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17392) - you deserved it (3224)

On 01/26/2015 at 1:55am - work - by Thisismylife (woman) - Canada

Today, my dad was looking for a flashlight in my bedroom. He trashed the place, which I'd just cleaned. Turns out the flashlight was in his bedroom. Then I got a 10 minute lecture on how I was such a slob and I should take more care of my bedroom. FML

#21338508
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29774) - you deserved it (1957)

On 01/16/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by moonchic - United States (New York)

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
38 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

#21343084
41 comments

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On 01/23/2015 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML

#21344752
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15499) - you deserved it (2388)

On 01/26/2015 at 8:47pm - love - by sleeping on the floor - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I finally noticed after months of having the same cover photo on several websites, that it looks like I have a bushel of armpit hair due to a shadow. FML

#21331000
30 comments

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On 01/04/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by pits (woman) -

Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML

#21337685
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17136) - you deserved it (14892)

On 01/15/2015 at 3:30pm - animals - by surprise - United States (Mississippi)

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

#21338794
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21272) - you deserved it (9328)

On 01/17/2015 at 8:54am - health - by badluck_jean (man) - France

Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML

#21345151
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4485) - you deserved it (354)

On 01/27/2015 at 4:17pm - work - by morning_glory - United States (California)

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

#21345207
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5009) - you deserved it (325)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3282) - you deserved it (583)

On 01/27/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by SurroundedByInbredsFromTheMountains (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1201) - you deserved it (60)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States



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