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May 2015

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Today, I learned one of life's great lessons : it is possible to squeeze a Ketchup bottle so hard that the plastic breaks and everything lands on your face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (871) - you deserved it (210)

On 05/29/2015 at 6:58am - misc - by sassy_girl144 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (970) - you deserved it (155)

On 05/29/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Great (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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