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August 2015

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Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

#21451285
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19946) - you deserved it (10087)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. FML

#21451556
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16114) - you deserved it (1079)

On 08/03/2015 at 10:48pm - work - by eventer1919 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my grandpa set out snare traps to catch the foxes that have been around our property, because he wanted to protect our dog from being attacked by them. I then got a phone call from my dad telling me our dog got caught in one. FML

Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

#21451804
36 comments

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On 08/04/2015 at 3:06pm - work - by ksa (man) - Poland (Slaskie)

Today, my local USPS delivery man refused to deliver any more packages to my house, because in the past, my dogs have barked at him and he feels threatened. He also filed a complaint about our house because apparently my driveway has branches that, to him, are considered "hazardous." FML

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

#21451593
47 comments

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On 08/04/2015 at 12:23am - misc - by MomStayOutOfTheCar - United States

Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML

#21451712
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12796) - you deserved it (8248)

On 08/04/2015 at 9:31am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

#21451761
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9913) - you deserved it (634)

On 08/04/2015 at 1:02pm - work - by Mmorgan771 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

#21451813
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10071) - you deserved it (834)

On 08/04/2015 at 3:19pm - animals - by whydoihavecats - United Kingdom



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