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November 2014

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Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

#21306254
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16916) - you deserved it (2479)

On 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my little brother learned about mortality when our dog died. Since then, he's gone a little nuts and keeps ranting that he sees no point as to why our other dog should live. He's 16. FML

#21306062
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18971) - you deserved it (1421)

On 11/26/2014 at 7:09am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML

#21306608
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (490) - you deserved it (48)

On 11/27/2014 at 2:12am - love - by drunk in love - United States

Today, it was my turn to open the bar I work at. As I walked into our terrace, I found our insane upstairs neighbour leaving the scene without a word. This was right before I spotted the steaming pile of dung she'd left behind. FML

#21306439
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2788) - you deserved it (156)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:04pm - work - by caterinette - Portugal

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

#21306295
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5391) - you deserved it (555)

On 11/26/2014 at 4:01pm - misc - by UsuallyaUnicornbread (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML

#21306486
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2379) - you deserved it (556)

On 11/26/2014 at 10:33pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay for college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs, you can afford it." I work three jobs because she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML

#21306308
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4290) - you deserved it (439)

On 11/26/2014 at 4:43pm - money - by theaaxis (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got time to take a nap. Later, my mom asked me if I was depressed because I didn't leave my room for 3 hours. She talked to my dad about it, and now my family thinks I'm depressed because I slept for 3 hours. FML

#21306606
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (507) - you deserved it (43)

On 11/27/2014 at 2:06am - misc - by Sleep. - United States (Missouri)



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