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July 2015

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Today, my friend let me borrow a pair of jeans. I found out I'm allergic to her laundry detergent when I broke out in a rash everywhere that the jeans touched. FML

#21437540
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21276) - you deserved it (1702)

On 07/06/2015 at 6:51pm - health - by sydmarie98 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he's selling the building and I've got 30 days to vacate. FML

#21439528
66 comments

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On 07/10/2015 at 11:49am - misc - by Stevarious (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

#21447183
78 comments

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On 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm - love - by Lucachoo - United States (California)

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

#21438468
56 comments

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On 07/08/2015 at 11:16am - health - by Jack Shart Jr. (man) - United States

Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML

#21447461
43 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 10:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I agreed to help out with my boyfriend's sister's baby shower. They forgot to inform me that "helping" meant splitting the cost of everything. I now owe his family $275. I don't know how to back out without looking cheap. FML

#21442412
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25141) - you deserved it (2184)

On 07/16/2015 at 2:56am - money - by JustOutofCollegeAndBroke - United States (California)

Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML

#21438049
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21053) - you deserved it (3825)

On 07/07/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by Hue - United States

Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML

#21447538
76 comments

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On 07/26/2015 at 1:55pm - love - by suosi (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML

#21445022
99 comments

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On 07/21/2015 at 1:50pm - health - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

#21438439
44 comments

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On 07/08/2015 at 9:58am - health - by Softball - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my new antidepressants finally kicked in. I switched to them to try to control my anxiety. Turns out that the most common side effect, funnily enough, is nervousness. Guess I should've done more research. FML

#21438172
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19319) - you deserved it (3825)

On 07/07/2015 at 8:52pm - health - by BigHelp (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was hanging out with my neighbor. He asked me if I wanted to play Twister, and I said no because I thought it would be weird. What was his response? "C'mon. You can leave if it gets sexual". FML

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

#21448086
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22146) - you deserved it (2062)

On 07/27/2015 at 3:12pm - misc - by Not turnt - United States (New York)



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