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January 2015

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Today, I bit into a piece of homegrown lettuce from my garden. Apparently, I'm not the only one to enjoy my produce, because I took a bite out of a small caterpillar. FML

#21330219
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28104) - you deserved it (8991)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:42pm - misc - by Malina - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML

#21337587
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35404) - you deserved it (3878)

On 01/15/2015 at 12:23pm - love - by Can I press charges? (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

#21337697
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22367) - you deserved it (8750)

On 01/15/2015 at 4:05pm - misc - by NairyAGoodIdea (man) - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

#21341213
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19188) - you deserved it (18080)

On 01/20/2015 at 8:56pm - work - by kingkobrastrikes (man) - United States

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25173) - you deserved it (2886)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by whitebitch16 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

#21343705
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26940) - you deserved it (1923)

On 01/24/2015 at 10:26pm - intimacy - by confused (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

#21338310
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28488) - you deserved it (2567)

On 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML

#21345473
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22699) - you deserved it (1904)

On 01/28/2015 at 3:07am - money - by nsb124 - United States

Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
100 comments

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

#21328639
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23883) - you deserved it (4652)

On 01/01/2015 at 1:16pm - love - by ButtWorthSingingBout (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML

#21337468
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32134) - you deserved it (3238)

On 01/15/2015 at 6:35am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I have bad adult acne. This wouldn't be so bad, except that it's only on one side of my face. I look like a Batman villain. FML

#21337414
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28413) - you deserved it (2206)

On 01/15/2015 at 2:28am - health - by twoface_chick - United States (California)

Today, I went on a road trip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

#21328432
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (4079)

On 01/01/2015 at 3:52am - misc - by sandwhiched - United States (California)



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