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August 2015

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Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

#21459211
244 comments

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On 08/22/2015 at 6:47am - health - by period pains - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21460636
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On 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm - health - by whovian221b (woman) - United States

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

#21462016
48 comments

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On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

#21461568
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On 08/28/2015 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

#21458879
165 comments

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On 08/21/2015 at 2:22pm - health - by fuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I spent the day sobbing in my bedroom and talking shit about him on Facebook after blocking him. He ended up changing his mind and calling me, asking me to take him back. Now I have to awkwardly explain to everyone that we're back together. FML

#21460859
152 comments

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On 08/26/2015 at 6:25am - love - by chiara (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

#21460573
106 comments

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On 08/25/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

#21458628
54 comments

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On 08/20/2015 at 9:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML

#21459605
98 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 8:35am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I found out that the motorcycle I paid cash for was an illegal import. My plates are canceled, I have to turn in the bike for it to be destroyed, and the seller has vanished off the face of the planet. FML

#21458311
56 comments

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On 08/20/2015 at 12:48am - misc - by fmymouth (man) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

#21460883
76 comments

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On 08/26/2015 at 8:31am - love - by Ananimus (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

#21460634
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19687) - you deserved it (6702)

On 08/25/2015 at 6:38pm - love - by FlyAwayPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Flintshire)



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