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July 2014

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Today, I dyed a friend's hair dark brown. She assured me I didn't need gloves as the dye would wash off. It didn't. My shift as a server is in an hour and it looks like I've been working in a tire shop my whole life. Goodbye tips, hello angry customers not wanting me anywhere near their food. FML

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Today, I watched a manager and a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at for not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (1567)

On 07/27/2014 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19309) - you deserved it (1360)

On 07/29/2014 at 4:27am - misc - by Tiny (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

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44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6956) - you deserved it (1461)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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