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June 2015

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Today, I told my mom I was going hiking with a couple of friends and wouldn't be back for 4 or more hours. Not even 2 hours later, she called the cops and reported us as missing. She didn't realize that we wouldn't have service up the canyon so we could call her back. FML

#21426852
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26739) - you deserved it (2008)

On 06/16/2015 at 1:47am - misc - by use your brain mother - United States (Utah)

Today, I got into a fight with my parents when they called me a bad driver. Imagine their smugness when I had to call them two hours later and tell them that I drove into a pole. FML

#21431656
41 comments

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On 06/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by ApparentlyBadDriver - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

#21430410
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26717) - you deserved it (2186)

On 06/22/2015 at 11:13pm - love - by hairstylistprobs - United States

Today, I had to call patients that we hadn't seen in a long time. Most of them were dead. FML

#21431312
29 comments

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On 06/24/2015 at 6:18pm - work - by Exil (woman) - United States

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21431826
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24690) - you deserved it (5602)

On 06/25/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by sweetsixteenyay - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML

#21433680
70 comments

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On 06/29/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by youdontknowmewhy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21500) - you deserved it (1737)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

#21424928
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26208) - you deserved it (2019)

On 06/12/2015 at 10:25am - misc - by rcarn - United States (Virginia)

Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

#21426929
92 comments

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On 06/16/2015 at 8:05am - intimacy - by poorlyparented - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

#21424976
218 comments

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On 06/12/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by poor baby - Germany

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

#21430188
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24646) - you deserved it (2840)

On 06/22/2015 at 3:55pm - love - by Partners (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my grandparents are going to take my car away and sell it because they're pissed I'm moving in with my boyfriend. FML

#21428214
82 comments

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On 06/18/2015 at 6:31pm - misc - by allisonpaige21 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, after 5 years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to 6 angry texts about how I'm 'selfish' for not staying at home with my family. FML

#21426395
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31959) - you deserved it (2024)

On 06/15/2015 at 9:39am - misc - by happy21sttome (woman) - United Kingdom



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