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Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (800) - you deserved it (172)

On 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm - misc - by well great. - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (748) - you deserved it (177)

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