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November 2013

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Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML

#20960170
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41652) - you deserved it (6522)

On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

Today, while swimming in the ocean, I felt some sand under my wedding ring. I took it off for a second, and got hit by a huge wave. My ring is now lost somewhere in the ocean. FML

#20961838
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29216) - you deserved it (38342)

On 11/18/2013 at 4:14am - misc - by smiley1014 (man) - United States

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

#20960938
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43398) - you deserved it (4055)

On 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML

#20955992
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39001) - you deserved it (2649)

On 11/13/2013 at 1:42am - work - by BagBoy (man) - United States

Today, I found out the position I thought I had earned by working hard was only to separate me from my coworkers because I "talked too much". Instead of addressing the issue like adults, I've essentially been put in time-out. FML

#20972860
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33025) - you deserved it (7364)

On 11/27/2013 at 7:25pm - work - by firefromherlips - United States (Tennessee)

Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

#20942793
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20210) - you deserved it (40225)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by FUCKING POWER - United States (Michigan)

Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML

#20973886
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41446) - you deserved it (7696)

On 11/28/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by aaannnddd there goes my boner (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

#20962134
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40878) - you deserved it (2486)

On 11/18/2013 at 1:37pm - money - by Annonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

#20961774
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32937) - you deserved it (3614)

On 11/18/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by kb (woman) - United States

Today, to make it seem like the customers actually liked me, I told my coworkers I got tipped $12. Sadly, that "$12 tip" came from my own pocket. FML

#20973265
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32870) - you deserved it (11747)

On 11/28/2013 at 1:39am - work - by MicachuPikachu (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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