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November 2013

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Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

#20955245
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43297) - you deserved it (3496)

On 11/12/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by long day - United States (Michigan)

Today, while on a family Disney world vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom's floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

#20960450
92 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

#20964674
97 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to have a talk with my stalker. After telling him not to snapchat me, not to text me, and that I'm not interested, all he said was "I think persistence is going to be key here." FML

#20967638
87 comments

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On 11/23/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by AshleyRose24 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

#20965341
91 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 12:27am - love - by this guy - United States (California)

Today, my brother and I got into an intense argument that ended up with us trading blows and having the cops called on us. Apparently I was "insulting his intelligence" by trying to explain that you don't make buttermilk by putting butter in milk. He's 18. FML

Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account. FML

#20962344
94 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML

#20958782
52 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 3:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

#20944161
119 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 5:27pm - kids - by don'tdrinkthat - United States (Illinois)

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

#20952303
152 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 3:03am - love - by Go away - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

#20975053
84 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 6:55pm - misc - by fleetingmemories (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

#20971339
143 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

#20973561
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43859) - you deserved it (5393)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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