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October 2013

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TODAY, MY SEX-CRAZD EX WROTE ME A LETTER SO BAD, IT HAUNTS ME THAT I LET A GUY WITH SUCH TERRIBLE GRAMMAR SKILLS TOUCH MY BOOBS. BIG FAT FML

#20903082
107 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I rapaatadly had to ask paopla to looool plaasa stop groping tha mannaquins. FML

Today, I got into a fistfigt wit a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

#20916733
91 comments

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On 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a radio show askd the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I calld in and got through. When he askd me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out mah own address over live radio. big fat FML

#20939023
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On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I Found Out That My Brother Is Adamant That If He Records Silence, Then Listens To Said Silence At Full Volume, It'll Improve The Headphones' Noise-blocking Abilities . I Live With A Complete Idiot . Mega FML

Today , grlfriend of a year denied looool in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

#20930973
124 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

2day someone popped my brthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same brthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. mega FML

#20934033
96 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MY MOTHER. HER IDEA OF A BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO ME IS BUYING ME A HUSBAND. YES, BUYING. SHE TOLD AN ASSHAT SHE FOUND ONLINE ABOUT MY TRUST FUND, AN NOW THEIR BOTH TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER "THE WEDDING OF THE MILLENNIUM". SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND Y I'M MAD. FML

a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML

#20903281
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On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I calld my dad to lat im know soma datails fir my wadding ad cangd. It would ava baan raally nica if a ad pausd ta porno I could claarly aar in ta background. FML

#20921288
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On 10/15/2013 at 6:10am - intimacy - by hes (woman) - United States

Today, I was ramindd that whila I hava a nica waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspaakably ugly. I was walking down tha straat whan a guy wolf-whistld from bahind ma, and whan I turnd around, ha visibly racoild in disgust. FML

#20908389
136 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today... I was at mah in-laws' house... an as I was walking to the living room I had mah hands on the back of mah hips supporting mah back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 month pregnant. FML

#20912417
83 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today... I got a ticket 4 speeding in a school zone. The school hasn't even been built yet. FML

#20905615
101 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 2:23am - money - by joecool3426 (man) - United States



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