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September 2013

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Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

#20892314
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43853) - you deserved it (19885)

On 09/22/2013 at 10:56pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML

#20902262
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38752) - you deserved it (3676)

On 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by hairy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was asked to dumb myself down so the people I was training could comprehend what I was saying. FML

#20868484
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39160) - you deserved it (6753)

On 09/05/2013 at 2:57am - work - by Retarded (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I hit a new low in my financial troubles when I left my work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seeing someone drop it across the street. FML

#20891026
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40574) - you deserved it (4309)

On 09/22/2013 at 1:45am - money - by collegebroke (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

#20872688
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44037) - you deserved it (3406)

On 09/08/2013 at 9:07am - love - by laundry day again... - United States

Today, I realized the only "person" I have talked to in the last two days is Siri. FML

#20891258
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38921) - you deserved it (8296)

On 09/22/2013 at 9:34am - misc - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, my alcoholism reached a new low when I found myself sitting on the toilet drinking a bottle of wine. FML

#20888651
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22245) - you deserved it (37158)

On 09/20/2013 at 3:22am - health - by drunkenloser (woman) - United States

Today, a man at the comic book store I work at asked me if Spider-Man is based on a real story, and verbally abused me when, thinking he was joking, I laughed. He wasn't. FML

#20887394
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37202) - you deserved it (3380)

On 09/19/2013 at 1:35am - work - by some people... - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

#20870923
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45581) - you deserved it (3130)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by areyoukiddingme - United States

Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML

#20890415
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38241) - you deserved it (11642)

On 09/21/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

#20874631
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44272) - you deserved it (2898)

On 09/09/2013 at 5:04pm - money - by Sean - United States

Today, my grandma threw away my clear retainer thinking it was plastic from packaging. She has done this three times now. They cost 300 dollars to replace. FML

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

#20900036
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40196) - you deserved it (9481)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:10am - kids - by ahuman - United States



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