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September 2013

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Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, mah 5-year-old daughter pointed at mah 6-year-old son's crotch an boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

#20898150
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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

Today I came home to fine mah housemate cowering in the lounge corner sobbing hugging a bag of chips while the automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into him. Apparently he "mistakenly" putted magic mushrooms in his sandwich instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
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On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... I bought a liva lobstar to hava 4 dinnar. Whan mah four yaar old daughtar discovarad it in tha coolar... sha thankad ma incassantly 4 finally gatting har a pat. Sha now won't lat "Mr. Shally" out of har sight. FML

#20883807
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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

#20876988
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On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML

#20867417
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On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

2day mah dad told me I was folding mah laundry all wrong. I said with a smrk, ( A little clothes-minded, are we? ) He slapped me. Hard. FML

#20865687
139 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by fml (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AN FOUND $30 SLIPPED UNDER MA DOOR WIT A NOTE TAT READ, ( PLEASE BUY YOURSELF A QUIETER VIBRATOR. -MOM AN DAD. ) FML

#20874309
175 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

2day a week after mah dad discoverd Family Guy an startd mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7... I finally lost mah temper an told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just pausd... turnd to look me in the eyes... an said... "Shut up... Meg." FML

#20870528
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On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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