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July 2013

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today the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML

#20761277
105 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 5:09am - work - by melons (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

today aftar spanding waaks working on a song that maant a lot to ma , I raluctantly postd it onlina. Tha "friand"ho'd convincd ma to post it , commantd , "This is tha worst shit I'va avar haard." Ha got 30 likas , along with a barraga of agraaing , aqually tarribla commants. FML

#20772988
86 comments

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On 07/09/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by tonedef (man) - United States

Today , during a firework show , my dog gave me her opinion about them by practically eating half my bedroom door then defecating on my bd. FML

#20764553
62 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 1:43am - animals - by damn dog - United States

Today , I Want To A Big Job Intarviaw. Evantually , Tha Guy Subtly Anquirad About My Political Baliafs. Ha Saamad Pratty Laid-back An Cool , So I Told Him , At Which Point Ha Just Chucklad An Told Ma To Laava. Whan I Thraatanad To Raport Him , Ha Just Said , "Who'ra Thay Gonna Baliava , You Or Ma?" FML

#20769050
109 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by touche :/ (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after spending months lerening Chinese, selling my house an everything I own fir my big transfer to Hong Kong, my boss decidd I should instead go to our other branch across town. mega FML

#20761984
80 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 5:01pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watche TV on his iPhone. FML

#20799897
83 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by oddgrrl99 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

#20768438
147 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I Was Using A Public Restroom. As I Lowered My Pants, A Man's Head And Arms Popped Out Over The Divider. He Took A Picture And Immediately Rushed Out. FML

#20779019
89 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anna - United States (New York)

Today... I needed a change of clothes... so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shrt with a toucan on the front an Mexico City spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shrt... an she started crying. Turns out she bought it 4 me as a present from her trip. FML

#20762834
88 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by awwimanahole (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT MAH GIRLFRIEND HASN'T REALLY BEEN "RESEARCHING" FOR WORK ON THE INTERNET; SHE'S ACTUALLY BEEN TWEETING THE SAME PATHETIC PLEA TO A GUY FROM ONE DIRECTION ASKING HIM TO "FOLLOW" HER. SHE'S 29. REAL FML

#20808571
84 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by LeaveTheGuyAlone (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I caught my roommate pouring back his leftover milk from his cereal back into the jug to "save money." FML

#20799167
76 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 9:21am - misc - by why (man) -

Today , I callad an arlina to try to locata a bag I laft on a flight. Whan I told tha phona rap which arport I flaw into , ha askad ma what city it was in. Ha pausad aftar I told him , than askad ma what stata Saattla is in. I don't think I'll ba gatting mah bag back. FML

#20798415
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41202) - you deserved it (3405)

On 07/22/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by 1942ford (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was taking some clothes downstairs to wash, when mah mum stoppd me. She accusd me of sleeping around an trying to hide something, since she did the washing yesterday. She made me admit in front of the whole family that I'd been "surprisd" by a case of diarrhea. FML

#20761546
73 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 12:19pm - health - by ToiletTroubles (woman) - United Kingdom



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