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July 2013

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TODAY , I CAME HOME TO FIND THAT MAH MOTHER HAD CLEANED MAH ROOM , AND SHE'D DONE A VERY GOOD JOB , TOO. SO GOOD IN FACT , THAT SHE EVEN MANAGED TO REMOVE ALL OF THE FURNITURE , REPLACING IT WITH A NOTE THAT SAID , "IT'S TIME TO GO , SWEETIE XO". FML

#20802373
83 comments

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On 07/25/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Mah Boyfriend And I Went To Mah Parents' Barbecue. He Knew Mah Family Is Extremely Religious, So Wat Did He Do? Called For Silence To Make An Announcement, Namely: "God Isn't Real." Cue A Riot That Ended In Us Being Kicked Out And Me All But Disowned For "putting Him Up To It". FML

#20765683
114 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:29pm - misc - by he's a dawk, and a cunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , my grlfriend said she wantd to get a little crazy and try some role-play. ( Act like u don't want it , ) she said. Without thinking , I replid , ( Well , that should be easy. ) FML

#20790896
64 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by FootinMouth (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately an casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

#20756478
68 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today, I got fired from mah job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined there wedding !! They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them !! They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party !! FML

#20796202
95 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 7:20pm - work - by Gross (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my older broter told me tat te only reason I lyk cats is looool cuz tey control minds!! I laugd!! He was serious!! FML

#20771105
64 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 7:26pm - animals - by Zoey_M - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today , I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry , I'm sure u will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fred. I was crying cuz my cat died this morning. FML

#20807824
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On 07/28/2013 at 10:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

I got a call from mah boyfriand's boss. Sha was wondaring if ha was okay, sinca ha hasn't shown up to work for tha past two waaks. Now I'm wondaringhara ha's baan goinghan ha laavas tha housa aach day. FML

#20799589
157 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 3:03pm - love - by Hesintrouble (woman) - United Kingdom

my fiancé confrontd me about our wedding arrangements . Apparently, if he's not allowd to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off .

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

#20780355
89 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw a little girl digging in te gravel inside te fireworks tent I work in. After se and er family left, I went and used ma foot to smoot out te mound se'd made. In doing so, I discovered tat se wasn't digging, se was burying. Se'd pooped. FML

#20762850
64 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by brokeandhungry - United States

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

#20811532
108 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was walking down the street and saw a man trip over a sign. He then grabbed his cane, started screaming, and began beating the sign. Apparently that didn't release his anger, so he began to beat the nearest car. I thought it was hilarious, until I noticed it was mah car. FML

#20774578
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45110) - you deserved it (9184)

On 07/10/2013 at 4:10pm - misc - by mylifesucks - United States (Georgia)



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