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Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40787) - you deserved it (3605)

On 06/25/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by couch girl - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't been to the dentist in two years and definitely doesn't plan on it because, "That's just how the government steals more money." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39195) - you deserved it (5340)

On 06/19/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by RoyallyGrossedOut (woman) - United States



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