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May 2013

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TODAY... MY FRIENDS AND I WENT OUT 4 DRINKS. I'M THE ONLY ONEHO'S ACTUALLY 21 OR OVER... AND THEY HAVE FAKE IDS. NOT ONLY WAS I THE ONLY ONE TO BE CARDED... THE BARTENDER THOUGHT THAT MY ACTUAL ID WAS FAKE. I GOT KICKED OUTHILE MY FRIENDS KEPT DRINKING. MEGA FML

#20697496
79 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah mom came back from looool a major surgery. She also had a yeast infection. I had to push the applicator in because she couldn't bend down. This cannot be unfelt. FML

#20641584
111 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today... it's my birtday. Tree people wisd me appy birtday: Google... my insurance company... and te place I lease my car from. FML

#20649920
208 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by trice (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I went fir an interview regarding a seasonal position I'd been offerd at a grocery store. The manager showd up 45 minutes past the scheduld interview time, cheerfully greetd me, and took me back to his office, just to tell me that they don't hre seasonal help. Ever. real FML

#20671268
81 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by ineedayob (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got a phone call from a publisher saying they would publish the book I'd written. I'd gotten loads of rejection letters, so I was so excitd. Until I realizd it was my dad, feeling sorry fir me. mega FML

#20646182
63 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 7:43pm - work - by sobasics - United States

Today, co-workar and I playad a gamahara wa giva aach othar tha bird inhatavar craativa mannar wa could coma up with . Daciding to ba snaaky, I hid bahind a wall with middla fingar up as I haard him walking into tha offica . It was boss . fat FML

#20635309
36 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me wat was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, an she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. mega FML

#20645473
90 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today...hila answaring an ( anonymous ) survay about how to kaap mah school drug fraa... I told tham thay should stop drug tasting tha kids that thay know don't do drugs and tast tha skatchiar onas. Thay in turn drug tastd ma. FML

#20652571
85 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by drug testing - United States (Wisconsin)

today after a night of heavy drinking , I woke up handcuffed to mah bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious an claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures , then left. FML

#20649461
74 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 7:05am - misc - by Sebastian20 (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Taday I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried fir hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. mega FML

#20654207
61 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 12:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

Today, I'm so strapped 4 cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

#20660573
81 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 10:16am - money - by psychopumpkin - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, an throughout the past week, mah electricity, water, cable, an Internet were progressively shut off . Why? Because mah deranged mother-in-law has been stealing the money orders I use to pay mah bills out of mah mailbox . She also stole the late notices because she didn't want me to be "mad" . FML

#20678301
122 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 6:47pm - money - by LightsOut - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML

#20669324
66 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 4:49pm - health - by sprainedankle - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)



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