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2day I was leaving work when I realizd I had forgotten mah bag on mah desk. As I went back to get it, I overhered mah co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invitd. FML

#20618055
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41690) - you deserved it (4533)

On 04/24/2013 at 10:10am - work - by demispark - United States (Florida)

Yesterday ma friend made me go on a carnival ride. Te wole time I complained tat I was going to puke. I didn't toug. Se did all over me. FML

#20626478
37 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 11:25pm - misc - by gross. - United States (Mississippi)

today mah boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to mah best friend's house 4 comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me 4 being ( a psycho stalker. ) She lives acros the street from him. FML

#20612336
68 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 1:06am - love - by And you think I'M crazy? (woman) - United States

today my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company official about te seriou financial losse our division as made tis year. Barely an our later... my boss ad palmd all te blame off onto me and gotten me fird. FML

#20605914
49 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 8:16pm - work - by unemployed (woman) - El Salvador (San Salvador)

Today.. . I Was Hanging Out With A Guy I Really Like . I Let Him Use Phone.. . Forgetting About The Messages I'd Sent About The Consistency Of Bowel Movements . FML

#20619233
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On 04/24/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by public pooper - United States



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