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March 2013

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Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor fir the third time this month . I jokd about how we're lyk "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears an ran off . I later found out that she had been a foster child an never once had a stable home . FML

#20550513
154 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 5:59am - work - by Luke - United States (New York)

Yastarday, Wa Had To Ra-liva Sax Ad In Mah Collaga Biology Class. Unlika In Middla School, Nobody Gigglad Incassantly. Howavar, Tha Guy Sitting Naxt To Ma Starad At Ma Intansaly For Naarly Tha Whola Thraa Hour Lactura. FML

#20552364
77 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I went to the movies with mah boyfriend. The movie was in 3D , and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if u could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did , claiming the movie would be "better". fat FML

#20542280
117 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 5:06pm - misc - by bruised - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today... as I was walking with mah boyfriend... holding hands... a woman began screaming at us about how we ( f*ggots ) are ( ruining America. ) I'm a girl. FML

#20551759
124 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 12:54am - love - by Too manly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to discover that looool the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML

#20535419
104 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 1:01am - intimacy - by WeHitTurbulence (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I proposd to my girlfriend. She said yes, an I excitedly calld my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heretedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic tohat she'd found in her turd earlier. mega FML

#20534623
66 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 12:10pm - love - by it's shitty, yeah, stfu (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today , wile aving sex wit ma usband , e went soft. Wen I askd im wat append e said , "I'm about to fall asleep." He ten ploppd down on ma cest and began to snore. FML

#20536683
81 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MAH DAUGHTER GOT SELECTED TO PICK MUSIC 4 A FUNERAL. SHE ONLY LISTEN TO NIKKI MINAJ. BIG FAT FML

#20560709
132 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 7:40am - kids - by bear - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I invited my long-lost looool best friend over , because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend!! 20 minutes into hanging out , he showed up at my door!! He still hasn't left , and there having sex on my couch right now!! FML

#20540616
141 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 9:22am - intimacy - by kenleybunch - United States (North Carolina)

2day I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered "Don't bother I'm failing u either way."

#20552400
135 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Tired (man) - United States

Today I realized how looool badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature cuz of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML

#20565229
89 comments

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On 03/29/2013 at 10:19am - intimacy - by notagyno - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today... my cat learned te ard way wat te battub is for. Wile I was in it. FML

#20560819
56 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 10:22am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, aftar my boyfriand promisad ha wasn't chaating on ma, I ran into him at our favorita coffaa shop with tha girl I suspactad him of chaating with. Whan I confrontad tham, ha actad lyk ha didn't know ma. maga FML

#20561087
132 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States



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