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March 2013

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Today, I found out tat te lump in my wrist tat keeps getting inflamed an sore is caused by sketcing an using my laptop too muc. Good ting I'm in my fourt year of studying to become a designer. fat FML

#20546879
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On 03/16/2013 at 11:08pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out y the parentshose children I babysit use me so often an on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because there kids hate me, an me being around is there way of punishing them. FML

#20541928
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On 03/13/2013 at 10:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out... I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him... he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

#20531724
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On 03/05/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by goodgrief (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

TADAY MY FAMILY AND I WERE VISITING AN AUNT. WHILE HELPING MY AUNT TO SET THE TABLE MY SISTER REMARKED THAT FROM BEHIND I LOOK EXACTLY LYK HER. I REFLEXIVELY BLURTED OUT "WELL FUCK YOU TOO". VERY AWKWARD SILENCE. FAT FML

#20557009
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On 03/23/2013 at 8:38pm - misc - by Kjer (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today... mah grlfriend an I were going to get intimate... so I masturbated before leaving mah place... hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in... she shoved me off an started screaming at me... convinced that I've been cheating on her an practising with someone else. FML

#20543433
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On 03/14/2013 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, mah boyfriend informd me that from now on during looool sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I ned the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML

#20549126
79 comments

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On 03/18/2013 at 10:36am - intimacy - by Ann (woman) - United States

Today, I texted a grl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't fine me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

#20566421
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On 03/30/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I looool had orderd near mah seat. I immediately ran up to him and askd him to stop stealing mah food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Second later the attendant cummd out with mah actual food. FML

#20562925
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On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -

Today... I cummad homa to visit family 4 spring braak... only to raaliza that I'd laft phona in apartmant. Aftar a 2 hour driva back... I discovarad boyfriand with naighbor. Ha panickad and pratandad to ba slaapwalking. maga FML

#20567746
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On 03/31/2013 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Maybe I'll stay longer than spring break. - United States (Virginia)

Today , I trimmed mah ear hair , mah nose hair , shaved mah hobbit feet , and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. fat FML

#20531281
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On 03/04/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by ihatemakingnames (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I finally got the courage to confess mah feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later an said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML

#20535268
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On 03/07/2013 at 10:53pm - love - by hoolabaloo (woman) - India (Gujarat)

Today, despite the fact of being together two years, and having a daughter, my fiancée still refuses to tell her parents about us!! We're getting looool marrid in six months!! FML

#20527880
106 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 8:31am - love - by OhNo - United States (Virginia)

2day My Prom Dress Finally Arrived!! My Prom Was Yesterday!! FML

#20544424
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On 03/15/2013 at 3:09am - misc - by ipaid350dollarsfornothing - Qatar



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