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February 2013

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looool Today, I unknowingly bougt a ouse next to a former toxic waste dump. I found out by reading an article in te paper were residents are claiming tat tey are experiencing cancer and brt defects. FML

#20503049
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On 02/11/2013 at 11:18pm - health - by toxic waste - United States (New York)

Today, I cummad looool homa to fina tha dog had laarnad how to opan our stair-gata and kitchan door, davourad tha antira fruitcaka I'd mada for a spacial occasion, and than vomitad said fruitcaka all ovar tha fabric sofa. FML

#20503420
77 comments

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On 02/12/2013 at 8:18am - animals - by Stoopiddogbot (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, I took my driver's test . I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout . He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!"hen I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red . The road was almost empty . He failed me on the spot . FML

#20517994
196 comments

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On 02/22/2013 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today at work I got in an elevator to go upstars. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later an people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out an forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator an waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

#20513703
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On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find that while my husband an children were mindlessly watching TV, one of our dogs got into the cupboard that stores the deep fryer. He got the lid off, ate all of the old oil an barfed everything up on the couch. FML

#20521278
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On 02/25/2013 at 2:25am - animals - by Sammy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I'm so poor tat I've been scrounging around ma ouse all day trying looool to find quarters and dimes so tat I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML

#20521315
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On 02/25/2013 at 3:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I had an important job interview at another company. I'd trid to keep it secret from everyone at work, so they wouldn't tell my boss, as I can't afford to get on his bad side yet. My mom postd on my Facebook wall, wishing me luck. I'm Facebook friends with most of my colleagues. FML

#20525834
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On 02/28/2013 at 4:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I discovard that mah cat racantly had axplosiva diarrhaa, and couldn't maka it to tha littarbox in tima. I discovard this whan I stappd in tha vary, vary frash poop with mah bara faat. FML

#20503744
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On 02/12/2013 at 3:15pm - animals - by Turdfoot (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my car bieng broken into on te street below my apartment. Too scard to stop tem myself, I calld te police. Before I could even tell tem wat was going on, tey put me on old. It was a good 5 minutes before I realizd tey'd ung up on me. FML

#20524817
76 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found that someone had paid off my $16,500 student loan. I was so excited that I called my family and posted on Facebook about how awesome it was. Then I called the loan company and found out that they had just sold my loan to another company; no one had actually paid it off. FML

#20525305
57 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 2:19am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to leave mah ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up looool mah drunken father from his best friend's baby shower!! I pickd him up along with a bill for the damage!!

#20488845
85 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by kylie18xx21 (woman) - United States

Today, ma furnaca broka down, almost a mont aftar its twanty yaar warranty axprd. It would ava baan raplacd for fraa. Now I'm going to ava to taka out a loan to afford ta $4,000 raplacamant. fat FML

#20500397
73 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by chillyinside - Canada

TODAY, I WENT SLEDDING WITH MAH FRIENDS. I SAID I WAS TIRD AND DIDN'T WANT TO GO, BUT THEY PRESS-GANGD ME INTO IT. I ENDD UP SLEDDING RIGHT INTO A TREE, FRACTURING MAH LEG, AND SCRAPING UP MAH ENTIRE FACE. FML

#20520149
65 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 12:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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