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Saturday 17 May 2014

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Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

#21142867
91 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

#21142903
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39597) - you deserved it (6520)

On 05/17/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by her mom raised her (man) - Mexico

Today, my grandmother told me that since my dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML

#21143150
100 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 5:56pm - misc - by 2ndgenoration (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4am. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

#21142655
71 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by frustrated - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

#21143037
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47234) - you deserved it (5246)

On 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML

#21143094
90 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by spasti-cunt (woman) - Ireland

Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML

#21142829
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33509) - you deserved it (16619)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML

#21143130
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35184) - you deserved it (19923)

On 05/17/2014 at 5:34pm - work - by cargaljen - United States (Kansas)



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