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Wednesday 5 February 2014

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Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML

#21051355
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I agree, your life sucks (42045) - you deserved it (21842)

On 02/05/2014 at 2:52pm - kids - by Evolution mama (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, I logged into my bank account and started crying. Not because of the balance, but because the password is my anniversary with my ex, and it's the only reminder I have of happy days in my life. FML

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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On 02/05/2014 at 9:07am - misc - by no snow day (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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