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Thursday 23 January 2014

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Today, I came ome from te army an explaind to ma family ow toug it was tere . Ten, as I was walking away, I stubbd ma toe on te couc, fell an crid . FML

#21036979
161 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today, an for te past week, ma dog startd barking at ma dooren I start masturbating. I tink ma mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
120 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

my boyfriend of 6 yeres told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side... he has no reason to ever consider marrying me... because "It's not lyk your going anywhere... honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML

#21037274
169 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 3:57pm - love - by heartbrokenhaley - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... school was out because of snow. My dad walked in mah room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why... and he replied... "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but mah shorts. FML

#21037332
77 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 4:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND WAS SPENDING THE DAY AT MAH PLACE. LATER ON, I WALKED IN WHILE SHE WAS MAKING LUNCH. SHE HAD A JAR OF MAYO IN HER HAND, AN I JOKED, "I HAVE SOME MAYO, BUT IT DOESN'T COME FROM A JAR." SHE HAD A BLUETOOTH HEADSET ON, AN WAS IN A CALL WITH HER FATHER. 5ML

#21037484
83 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I Went To Mah Frst Ever Job Interview. I Thought I Was Doing Well, Until The Recruiter Asked Y He Should Hre Me. The Only Thing I Could Say Was "Because I'm Really, Really Nervous Right Now?" FML

Today... I ad to accept te fact tat I'm going bald... after I noticed te air on cest is longer tan te air on ead. FML

#21037094
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36861) - you deserved it (3502)

On 01/23/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Hairy_Potter (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)



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