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my boyfriend of 6 yeres told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side... he has no reason to ever consider marrying me... because "It's not lyk your going anywhere... honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML
Today... school was out because of snow. My dad walked in mah room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why... and he replied... "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but mah shorts. FML
TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND WAS SPENDING THE DAY AT MAH PLACE. LATER ON, I WALKED IN WHILE SHE WAS MAKING LUNCH. SHE HAD A JAR OF MAYO IN HER HAND, AN I JOKED, "I HAVE SOME MAYO, BUT IT DOESN'T COME FROM A JAR." SHE HAD A BLUETOOTH HEADSET ON, AN WAS IN A CALL WITH HER FATHER. 5ML
Today, I Went To Mah Frst Ever Job Interview. I Thought I Was Doing Well, Until The Recruiter Asked Y He Should Hre Me. The Only Thing I Could Say Was "Because I'm Really, Really Nervous Right Now?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015