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Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML
a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take 4 granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me loose track of time!" and ran off into the night. fat FML
Today , a guy cummed into the small coffee shop I work at , and got angry cuz I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks , he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
Today, Mah Boss Scolded Me 4 Being Too Friendly To Our Customers And Told Me To Back Off And Let Them Do Their Thing. Less Than An Hour After Doing As He Said, He Scolded Me Again, This Time 4 Slacking Off And Not Asking Them If They Needed Help Finding Stuff. There Goes Mah Bonus. FML
Today.. . I finally told my father that I was pickd on at college all this year over my hearing disability . When I told him one of the jokes they made about me.. . he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter . FML
Friday 27 March 2015