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Thursday 18 July 2013

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Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20481) - you deserved it (41990)

On 07/18/2013 at 2:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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