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Monday 15 July 2013

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Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47718) - you deserved it (2874)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41906) - you deserved it (3687)

On 07/15/2013 at 2:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)



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