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Monday 15 July 2013

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Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43384) - you deserved it (3811)

On 07/15/2013 at 2:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

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