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Monday 10 June 2013

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Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45094) - you deserved it (4366)

On 06/10/2013 at 10:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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