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Wednesday 15 May 2013

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today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML

#20664572
141 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND YELLED AT ME. APPARENTLY I'M NOT THE ( CLASSY GRL ) HE THOUGHT I WAS , AN HE'S NOT COMFORTABLE ( DOING SUCH VILE THINGS IN PUBLIC. ) I HAD TRIED TO HOLD HIS HAND. FML

#20664518
122 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. big fat FML

#20665284
142 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks mom. FML

#20664946
79 comments

Today, I was wereing a black shrt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store!! I cummed around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out!! FML

#20664547
95 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 3:20am - misc - by notarobber (man) - United States (California)

Today.. . I received a note from my creepy ex...hom I broke up with two years ago.. . saying how much he still misses me . I live over 100 miles away from him now . The note was hand-delivered to my new address . FML

#20665723
92 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while sitting at a rd light with mah window down, the asshat next to me flickd his still-lit looool cigarette away. It landd in mah car and wedgd between me and mah seat. It burnd a hole in mah shirt and mah seat, and burnd mah back and hair. FML

#20665470
110 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 5:47pm - work - by Seriously? (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday, my ex-boyfriend calld my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

#20664891
114 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 11:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WAS SITTING NEXT TO AN ATTRACTIVE MAN. MUCH TO MAH SURPRISE, HE STARTED STROKING HIS FOOT AGAINST MINE. I WAS HAPPY AT THE FLIRTING BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ATTRACTED TO HIM FOREVER, SO I PLAYED ALONG. THAT'SHEN HE STOOD UP AND EXPLAINED HE WAS TRYING TO STRETCH OUT A CRAMP. FML

#20664979
70 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by Redfaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, after finding out that I would never be able to move my dominant arm again, I decidd to talk to my best friend about it because it was getting to me . She respondd with, "It really bugs me that u made this conversation all about you." FML

#20665722
92 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 7:43pm - health - by LordCrafte (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I calld my moter to tell er tat I got engagd. In te 15 minute conversation tat followd , 13 were spent listening to ow tis is going to affect er. FML

#20665269
55 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today... as usual... mah mom got shitfacd an startd berating me fir something. This time... it was fir missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive... it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. mega FML

#20664501
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44081) - you deserved it (2551)

On 05/15/2013 at 2:21am - health - by the only sober one (woman) - United States (California)



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