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Wednesday 1 May 2013

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Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44652) - you deserved it (7212)

On 05/01/2013 at 4:21am - love - by brigie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33599) - you deserved it (6685)

On 05/01/2013 at 2:40am - health - by ChangMu - United States (Iowa)



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