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Wednesday 1 May 2013

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Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17124) - you deserved it (38427)

On 05/01/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37267) - you deserved it (7209)

On 05/01/2013 at 2:40am - health - by ChangMu - United States (Iowa)

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