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Wednesday 1 May 2013

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Today, while paying a $60 tab on drinks for a girl, a guy grabs the money-clip out of my hand and runs. I start to chase after him; the girl trips me, then runs after him. The bartender calls the cops; not to catch the thieves, but to report me for not paying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52276) - you deserved it (4408)

On 05/01/2013 at 6:30am - money - by Alexman1985 -

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34715) - you deserved it (6859)

On 05/01/2013 at 2:40am - health - by ChangMu - United States (Iowa)



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