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Thursday 23 October 2014

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Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7798) - you deserved it (2027)

On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)

Today, my younger brother helpfully pointed out that I'm the only one in my family of five who is single. He's twelve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7272) - you deserved it (574)

On 10/23/2014 at 1:18am - love - by 20singleandproudish (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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