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Wednesday 29 July 2015

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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

#21448923
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12871) - you deserved it (4104)

On 07/29/2015 at 2:15am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

#21449022
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5582) - you deserved it (2528)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:41am - misc - by fack (man) - United States (California)

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

#21449035
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5976) - you deserved it (457)

On 07/29/2015 at 11:30am - money - by fukingtigans (man) - Croatia (Zadarska)

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

#21449050
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5752) - you deserved it (317)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:00pm - misc - by HF44 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

#21448997
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6021) - you deserved it (618)

On 07/29/2015 at 8:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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