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Thursday 20 June 2013

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Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML

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On 06/20/2013 at 1:30am - misc - by aimeealexis (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1217) - you deserved it (254)

On 06/20/2013 at 1:49am - misc - by ohmygod (man) - United States



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