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Tuesday 31 March 2015

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Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

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On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, and pretty much every day, my co-worker takes off her shoes while working. The smell of her feet makes me dizzy. I don't know if she's oblivious to the fact that her feet stink, or she just doesn't care. It's affecting the quality of my work. FML

#21384560
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On 03/31/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Asia/Pacific Region



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