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Wednesday 22 May 2013

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Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

#20679212
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12885) - you deserved it (1028)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

#20679293
85 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by SadPuppy - United States

Today I returned home after a semester at university. I guess I did too good a job of getting into shape as my parents phoned the police, thinking I was a burglar. FML

#20679356
44 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 5:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

#20679387
62 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 6:56am - misc - by stillhave2years - United States

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

#20679441
38 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 8:28am - misc - by projectfain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I awoke from a dream that I'd found an Arco gas station that had regular gas for $3.38. I actually went looking for it. FML

#20679582
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5382) - you deserved it (1198)

On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States



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