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Thursday 5 March 2015

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1555) - you deserved it (335)

On 03/05/2015 at 4:19am - work - by lion2294 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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