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Monday 21 April 2014

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Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

#21118642
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6800) - you deserved it (1772)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by kelly.duggan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML

#21118643
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I agree, your life sucks (1776) - you deserved it (230)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Iowa)

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

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31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2290) - you deserved it (131)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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