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Saturday 26 July 2014

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Today, I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down, except that at I work at Heinz. If you find it in your mayonnaise, keep it. FML

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27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2716) - you deserved it (345)

On 07/26/2014 at 3:39am - work - by uhohspaghettios (man) - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I received was a bill for a piss test earlier this year. FML

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31 comments

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On 07/26/2014 at 12:55am - misc - by birthday girl - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend pointed out that her pubes are longer than my penis. FML

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40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3252) - you deserved it (468)

On 07/26/2014 at 5:03am - intimacy - by cleavers_143 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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