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Today, I made spaghetti bolognese for three people. Of those three people, only one got food poisoning. Me. FML

by Dizzie Rascal / 08/31/2016 at 7:01am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, my teacher reported me for plagiarism because a short description I gave of a poem was word for word identical to something a guy wrote online. Now I'll probably get expelled because of a one-in-a-trillion coincidence. FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2016 at 10:12am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard grunting noises from my brother's room, like when he's having a seizure, so I went in to help. And now I need brain bleach. FML

by guh / 08/31/2016 at 11:54am / Malaysia (Selangor) / Intimacy