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Saturday 20 September 2014

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Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML

#21261625
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11592) - you deserved it (1742)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML

#21261696
71 comments

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On 09/20/2014 at 8:23am - love - by chubbyg - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend has chipped his front teeth for the third time in 2 months. After refusing to tell me how this keeps on happening, I walked in on him throwing his phone in the air and trying to catch it in his mouth. FML

#21261750
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On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
52 comments

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On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)



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