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Sunday 1 February 2015

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Today, I got back from a two day trip in which I left my husband and kids at home. There's fresh vomit inside of my oven, and my 4 year old son has a mullet. FML

#21347579
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12063) - you deserved it (1246)

On 02/01/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by neverleavingagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3797) - you deserved it (408)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML

#21347719
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3732) - you deserved it (355)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML

#21347642
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3752) - you deserved it (272)

On 02/01/2015 at 5:21am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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