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Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
516 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
474 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML

#20150831
472 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

#7732891
404 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
445 comments

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
465 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

#3344863
473 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340
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On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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