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Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML
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On 06/02/2009 at 8:06am - love - by ThanksMom (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 1:09am - misc - by Just_Me_88 - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 5:37pm - work - by Misunderstood Waitress (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML
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On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)
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