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Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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On 07/06/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by expen_dable (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
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On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
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On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by nicoreal89 - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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