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Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21805) - you deserved it (3145)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

#3670
24 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 9:42am - love - by anonymous neighbor - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

#3854
19 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 5:57pm - work - by thatsillegal - United States (New York)

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

#17489
14 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

#104112
17 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 2:02pm - health - by amandapurple (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a party and all my friends started asking me ways they could leave so no one would notice because the party sucked. It was MY party. FML

#102896
19 comments

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On 02/22/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by SIK of everything (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

#1499
24 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

#1615
17 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by steveinnewsoh - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while trying on a dress, my sister came up behind me and poked my back, asking, “What have you stuck down your dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of my dress; it was just my back fat. FML

#5953785
25 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

#5280220
21 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 8:24pm - kids - by Kellye (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need". After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

#14186958
24 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by yermom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7320) - you deserved it (61038)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States



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