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Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML

#5096534
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39228) - you deserved it (2247)

On 09/07/2009 at 1:04am - work - by SapphireRaven (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML

#6021745
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39800) - you deserved it (3255)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was in bed, thinking about my crush and playing with myself, when I remembered the complicated spreadsheet my boss asked me to make tomorrow. That got me more excited than the thought of my crush. FML

#5932457
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16411) - you deserved it (6506)

On 10/21/2009 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML

#4247203
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9579) - you deserved it (42430)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML

#5346939
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML

#3945707
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45029) - you deserved it (2691)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:27am - misc - by stalkered (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work while washing the dishes I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML

#4650145
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38944) - you deserved it (5126)

On 08/19/2009 at 4:44am - work - by ohno. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

#5845825
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29260) - you deserved it (1848)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:23pm - misc - by rejectedson (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML

#6238713
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25095) - you deserved it (2769)

On 11/10/2009 at 1:20am - work - by blargggggg (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

#6086492
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6641) - you deserved it (31681)

On 10/31/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Lexi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

#6207441
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32204) - you deserved it (3264)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML

#6065412
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (5960)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:31am - misc - by effinit (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML

#6487113
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33116) - you deserved it (2276)

On 11/27/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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