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Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

#21298300
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30619) - you deserved it (2601)

On 11/13/2014 at 11:44am - misc - by FuglyBetty (woman) - Norway (Aust-Agder)

Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML

#21288837
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I agree, your life sucks (28106) - you deserved it (2808)

On 10/31/2014 at 1:10am - health - by NoScrubs - United States (California)

Today, I was really excited to get a new bank account in my name. My parents wanted me to have it so they could transfer money from mine to theirs and vice versa. What excited me less was my father drunkenly accessing it and taking all my cash. FML

#21305033
55 comments

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On 11/24/2014 at 7:40am - money - by ugh - United States (New York)

Today, after doing tons of research on a wand my little brother wanted for Christmas, I finally found one on eBay for $60. After already giving my credit card info and confirming the purchase, my dad called me and told me he found the exact same one for six bucks at a local toy store. FML

#21322266
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On 12/22/2014 at 7:54pm - money - by trippybmth (man) - United States

Today, my self-esteem hit rock bottom when I was intimidated by a 10-year-old. I'm 23. FML

#21301556
56 comments

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On 11/18/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML

#21373068
54 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 9:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML

#21349609
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27956) - you deserved it (4702)

On 02/04/2015 at 11:02am - work - by AAA guy - United States

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

#21386294
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13563) - you deserved it (26836)

On 04/02/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by banana12321 - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

#21346952
55 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I noticed that whenever I don't give the homeless guy around the corner some money, my side mirrors get stolen. FML

Today, I had to sit and smile as a drunk lady ranted about how body hair on a woman is disgusting and unfeminine, then in the next breath say that only pedos like women who shave their vaginas. That's the last time I ever have dinner with my boyfriend's parents. FML

#21369265
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28809) - you deserved it (2094)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my boss heading my way at work. He has a "no food in the office" policy, so I quickly scarfed down my pop-tart. I ended up choking on it so hard that I threw up. FML

#21369280
55 comments

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On 03/06/2015 at 12:41pm - work - by f*ck (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I had to sit in a three-seat truck between my dad and his best friend on a 4-hour trip to Detroit. It was great, besides their incessant crude jokes and stories, including chafing ball sacks, and naming their new radio station, "Chicks With Dicks Radio." FML

#21380298
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23619) - you deserved it (2300)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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