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Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
55 comments

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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

#645
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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
60 comments

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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
60 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
53 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
57 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
39 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
60 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
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On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

#154795
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On 02/27/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by tan disaster - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old. She just learned how to say yes so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty... she looked at me and said "NO." FML

#171559
60 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML

#161850
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On 02/28/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by AnnaMarie. (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

#5251989
60 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 2:54pm - love - by UnluckyArtist (man) - United States (Florida)



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