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Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

#15281483
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On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML

#13170649
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On 09/23/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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On 10/02/2010 at 8:12pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

#9020245
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On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get a box of cereal and I knocked over a bottle of olive oil. It took me about half an hour to clean up. When I finally finished, I found out the box of cereal was empty. FML

#13842142
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On 11/14/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by cerealfail -

Today, my toilet broke. Yesterday, the shower filled up with sludge. I have ten people coming over for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. FML

#13961527
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On 11/24/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML

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On 12/26/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
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On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

#13691597
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On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML

#13906681
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On 11/20/2010 at 12:48am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

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On 12/21/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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