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Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

#20940212
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On 10/31/2013 at 12:58pm - work - by "ironyyyyyyy" -_- (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML

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On 12/12/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

#21283230
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On 10/22/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by CJune24 (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and head butted me. Now there is just an awkward silence. FML

#21270556
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On 10/04/2014 at 8:11am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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On 11/21/2014 at 1:11am - work - by TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - United States (California)

Today, coming home from a trip in the mountains, I got a cracked radiator and my car overheated. My dad came to get me, he drove my car and I followed in his. I got pulled over and ticketed for his expired registration. FML

#21263040
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On 09/22/2014 at 10:25am - misc - by willconqueror1 - United States

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

#21266851
42 comments

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On 09/28/2014 at 7:40am - work - by Abbynyc - United States (New York)

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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On 10/10/2014 at 1:52am - love - by Jasmine (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a dream where I was cuddling with a girl. She rolled over to face me, snuggled up into the crook of my neck, then muttered in disgust, "Ugh, your breath stinks!" Cock-blocked in my own dreams. FML

#21296653
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On 11/11/2014 at 12:05am - misc - by mouthwash - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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34 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML

#247
31 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 4:02pm - money - by choup - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML

#343
38 comments

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On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version



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