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Today, I was just about to do an important presentation in front of my boss and co-workers. When, without warning I tripped in front of everyone and knocked a VERY expensive computer off the table. How do I know it was so expensive? I'm paying for it. FML

#5667888
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28691) - you deserved it (4492)

On 10/05/2009 at 7:25pm - work - by ProneToBlondeMoments (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was 'the colours don't match'. FML

#6148778
37 comments

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On 11/04/2009 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that when the pest control man said that we may see a few more bugs in the next few days, what he meant was "your kitchen will be covered in them." It's the day before Thanksgiving and I have several people invited over for the Holiday. FML

#6441818
33 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by buggedout (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

#6340029
36 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 10:32am - misc - by Spiller (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML

#6065212
35 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 12:17am - intimacy - by frustrated (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after the firetruck and EMS came to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar. This depressed me more than the emergency. FML

#6663069
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6005) - you deserved it (37261)

On 12/08/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofas to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML

#6610013
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20590) - you deserved it (5641)

On 12/05/2009 at 12:29am - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML

#6783390
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28374) - you deserved it (2543)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by Frauded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a conference call while in the bathroom with all the important people in my district. I thought my phone was on mute, so I took the opportunity to flush the toilet. Turns out, that my phone wasn't on mute, and everyone heard it. I'm the only one who was on the conference call outside of work. FML

#7356848
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5586) - you deserved it (25769)

On 01/15/2010 at 11:50am - work - by Sonic (man) - United States (California)

Today, I've been unemployed for a year. For the last six months I had been trying for a good paying job at a great company, who kept saying they would hire me when the economy improves. Three weeks ago I gave up and moved 2 hours away. Guess who just called to finally offer me a job. FML

Today, I walked to my car to find a window smashed in. Lucky for me, nothing was stolen. It did, however, rain all morning. FML

#7397995
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23002) - you deserved it (1948)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:45pm - misc - by russty (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

#14242273
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37087) - you deserved it (6885)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23606) - you deserved it (2992)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)



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