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Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML

#21514651
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21498) - you deserved it (1684)

On 01/13/2016 at 7:06am - work - by midnightblade163 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML

#21505367
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On 12/19/2015 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, it's my birthday. What did I get? A 12-hour work shift, after spending an almost sleepless night in a computer chair because my bed is infested with bed bugs. FML

#21439671
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (2625)

On 07/10/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31626) - you deserved it (9894)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, the AC broke at work. I work in a hotel and every single guest asked me if I knew how hot it was in the lobby. It was 96 degrees for 7 hours. I definitely knew. FML

Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML

#21501371
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20918) - you deserved it (2013)

On 12/08/2015 at 3:30am - money - by Lala (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML

#21464468
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24945) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa still receives more mail than me. He's been dead for three years. FML

#21442079
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25445) - you deserved it (2476)

On 07/15/2015 at 2:06pm - misc - by lesousterre - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

#21441236
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24889) - you deserved it (3248)

On 07/13/2015 at 9:07pm - work - by Lukey1028 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I attended a work interview. My hay fever has been flaring up during the hot weather, causing my throat to swell up and make me short of breath, which I explained. The woman interviewing me told me I was unsuccessful, as customers wouldn't be able to understand someone with my 'disability'. FML

#21438401
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23371) - you deserved it (1778)

On 07/08/2015 at 7:01am - work - by FuckPollen (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

#21458398
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26055) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/20/2015 at 8:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML

#21445196
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24205) - you deserved it (1914)

On 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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