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Today, my husband and I moved to get closer to his job. Today he got transferred 150 miles away from where we moved to. FML

#13297410
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On 10/03/2010 at 12:00am - love - by liz - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

#20507523
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On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I won an argument against a sexist co-worker. When I left later on, I jumped into my car to drive home, but managed to reverse it into a parked excavator. Guess who's going to hear virginal jokes about women drivers from now on. FML

#20735108
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On 06/19/2013 at 12:18pm - work - by fuck the man-dominated construction business (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML

#20822133
33 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 2:09pm - work - by Fuckup (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML

#42
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - misc - by Lud@l -

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
26 comments

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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

#803
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
25 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

#1820
23 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sends a text to one of his "friends" saying "I'm thinking of you". FML

#1878
27 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Wolf - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)



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