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Today, I realized the closest person I have to a friend is the debt collector who calls me every day. FML

#6970939
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On 12/27/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by kanenakid - United States (New York)

Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML

#7164815
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On 01/05/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

#7640098
46 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by Daivv (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML

#7551805
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

#7512878
48 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 12:04am - love - by voltronn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML

#7286498
43 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML

#7534159
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On 01/24/2010 at 12:01am - love - by pogodrake (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

#8540042
47 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 12:17am - love - by shwasted (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML

#14417177
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by nyebust - United States

Today, my boss walked down to my office with me to get some paperwork after a very tense, important meeting. He patiently waited while I tried to unlock my office door with my remote for my car. Twice. FML

#13060463
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On 09/15/2010 at 11:01am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my new job, I was answering the phone and said "Hello Cafe Thirty, how may I help you?" The man on the other line said "Don't you mean Old Town Cafe?" Cafe Thirty was my old job. I now work at Old Town Cafe. The man on the other line was my boss. FML

#13493861
39 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 12:39am - work - by andibartle - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

#14403939
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On 12/31/2010 at 1:13am - misc - by brenami (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because "I shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

#13502195
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On 10/18/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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