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Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

#13850065
47 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 4:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christmas eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank you for volunteering to come in." FML

#14223597
51 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 12:06pm - work - by adjk90 - United States

Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML

#8350634
39 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 8:29pm - love - by croleymd - United States

Today, after constantly checking my email for a week, I finally got a letter saying that I was accepted to take a test for a job position. The only problem is I was scheduled to test today, eight hours ago. FML

#13565475
37 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 6:11pm - work - by level6 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

#14381154
44 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 10:24am - love - by ... -

Today, I was taking medicine for my sinus problems and trying to write an essay. I got most of the way done, then unexpectedly fell asleep on my keyboard. When I woke up, my face was wet. I drowned my laptop in my drool. FML

#13777166
38 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 12:17pm - work - by drooooooool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32464) - you deserved it (3203)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

#14573831
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22456) - you deserved it (3285)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

#14809738
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20196) - you deserved it (2604)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

#17707325
51 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

#16078669
51 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML

#16114779
41 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

#19207199
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I agree, your life sucks (28719) - you deserved it (4309)

On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)



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