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Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

#14085291
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9732) - you deserved it (23365)

On 12/04/2010 at 4:04pm - money - by Username - United States

Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML

#14014833
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21860) - you deserved it (1788)

On 11/28/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by moshgra -

Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML

#13967011
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23177) - you deserved it (2273)

On 11/24/2010 at 9:32pm - work - by niceboss (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

#12321960
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21593) - you deserved it (8634)

On 08/05/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by AmNot (woman) - United States

Today, I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company I work at. I have to be there in 10 minutes. I'm stuck on the toilet with the runs because I thought it would be a good idea to eat hot chicken wings last night. FML

#13674656
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9630) - you deserved it (21716)

On 11/01/2010 at 12:43pm - work - by wtf_fml_0609 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while at work, I cringed as I noticed my caveman colleague frantically digging into his nose and then continuing the use of his computer. I work in IT support and will be rebuilding his computer and reinstalling all his applications in 30 minutes time. FML

#14034046
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20510) - you deserved it (1962)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

#13547239
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7227) - you deserved it (26838)

On 10/22/2010 at 5:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was working on a 12-page report. After 5 hours on it, I go over to YouTube to change background music. My boss decides to pick this time to walk by, look at my screen, and grunt "hard at work, huh?" FML

#14141127
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25234) - you deserved it (6179)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt (Al Jizah)

Today, I attended a job fair for a position at a shop. I was the only one who showed and submitted an application. I didn't get the job. FML

#13090304
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22106) - you deserved it (2727)

On 09/17/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years has been cheating on me with a Realtor. The same Realtor who helped me sell my condo so I could move in with my boyfriend. FML

#14705441
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (2546)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:10am - intimacy - by raaquel - United States

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

#14385124
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20236) - you deserved it (5197)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:32pm - misc - by snowball (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

#16956212
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25650) - you deserved it (2946)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27009) - you deserved it (4913)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)



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