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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 6 months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

#13530612
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32007) - you deserved it (2922)

On 10/20/2010 at 10:04pm - love - by mook05 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

#13733667
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25280) - you deserved it (6844)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, after playing on the same basketball team for eight years with the same coach, he kicked me off the team to make room for my younger brother, who I taught to play basketball in the first place. FML

#14147630
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30685) - you deserved it (3951)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

#15172476
62 comments

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On 03/02/2011 at 3:16am - misc - by Noguestlist -

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

#14538668
53 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

#15084705
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26243) - you deserved it (3391)

On 02/22/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by CarSick (woman) - United States

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

#15259296
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26173) - you deserved it (4610)

On 03/10/2011 at 2:53am - misc - by jules - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

#14528961
58 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

#14585832
62 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

#14847206
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10046) - you deserved it (23710)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)

Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML

#14794678
51 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 8:05am - intimacy - by LonelyBoy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#19133346
58 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by me (man) - United States

Today, I sprained my sternum in my rugby match. I now can't yell, laugh, cough, inhale or exhale fully, or sneeze without a sharp pain shooting through my chest. I have a pollen allergy, and sneeze every 5 or 10 minutes. FML

#15674369
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39362) - you deserved it (3862)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:17am - health - by ouchiee (woman) - United States (California)



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