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Today, my custom printed Christmas cards that I reviewed twice before ordering, came in the mail. This year I will be wishing everyone a "wondeful" holiday season. I'm an elementary school teacher. FML

#14126790
61 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

#9021886
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (5462)

On 03/12/2010 at 12:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

#13764979
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (3879)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:34pm - health - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

#14150656
45 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by augh -

Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

#12625429
59 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

#14043145
56 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML

#13162058
47 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 9:25pm - animals - by Hilary - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML

#12797652
68 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by constantine - United States

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

#14155687
63 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
62 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

#14835429
55 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML

#16498430
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26466) - you deserved it (2570)

On 06/04/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by TMI - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

#15147269
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27076) - you deserved it (2779)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:00am - misc - by Parade (man) - United States (New York)



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