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Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

#17966931
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23952) - you deserved it (3466)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, while driving and singing, I noticed a large fly inside my car. I stopped singing so it wouldn't fly into my mouth. That didn't stop it from flying up my nose, causing me to swerve and drive into a ditch. FML

#18262782
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On 11/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by jdancerchick - United States

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
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On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, I found out why my District Manager won't promote me to store manager; his wife thinks he's having an affair with me. If he promotes me, she will take that as evidence of the affair, and then will threaten to divorce him. FML

#20045096
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On 08/27/2012 at 8:09pm - work - by Mandi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

#19225607
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On 03/06/2012 at 2:20am - misc - by BlueBirdWings (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

#18763517
69 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 1:07am - love - by cdestarac - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML

#18682352
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (4221)

On 01/02/2012 at 1:45am - money - by ... - United States

Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

#20052248
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18974) - you deserved it (3477)

On 09/01/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by Chucho - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

#19694480
69 comments

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On 05/28/2012 at 5:17pm - health - by Phil (man) - Canada

Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML

#19467974
69 comments

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On 04/14/2012 at 6:19pm - kids - by Rory - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

#20037445
69 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML

#19672620
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On 05/24/2012 at 12:41pm - misc - by that guy - United States



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