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Today, my elderly mother explained that, "I don't need my glasses to drive, I just need them to see." FML

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On 08/03/2014 at 8:47pm - misc - by scared - Canada

Today, I was staying in my family friend's house in France. The church bells ring every hour, which I thought was cute. Until 8 this morning where they rang 24 times. FML

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On 08/26/2014 at 3:48am - misc - by hellangelrose - France

Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML

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On 09/05/2014 at 2:54pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML

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On 08/08/2014 at 3:40am - love - by alisaav (woman) - Thailand

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML

#21243125
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On 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

#21243667
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On 08/23/2014 at 8:28am - work - by in big trouble - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

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On 12/31/2008 at 9:53pm - misc - by blck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
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On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML

#4684
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On 02/01/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by foo - United States (Illinois)



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