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Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML

#14023437
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25220) - you deserved it (3266)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by fmylife. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML

#15106533
47 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

#13182714
51 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after playing on the same basketball team for eight years with the same coach, he kicked me off the team to make room for my younger brother, who I taught to play basketball in the first place. FML

#14147630
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28382) - you deserved it (3723)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

#14410593
57 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

#14329658
54 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 12:29am - love - by desigymrat - France

Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML

#15147046
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27149) - you deserved it (4612)

On 02/28/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

#17855113
52 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

#14455571
64 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

#14485086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27648) - you deserved it (5749)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

#14585832
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31558) - you deserved it (7303)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML

#17630283
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23834) - you deserved it (1906)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:45pm - work - by chicoallen - United States



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