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Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML

#14348519
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On 12/26/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML

#14581374
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On 01/14/2011 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML

#14043145
55 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:12am - misc - by beer guy -

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mariokart, she decided to leave. FML

#14448955
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On 01/03/2011 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

#14189966
56 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by Amanda - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

#14467697
44 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 9:44pm - animals - by BIZZMAL - United States

Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML

#14481844
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On 01/06/2011 at 12:57am - intimacy - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

#14755059
53 comments

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On 01/29/2011 at 7:40am - health - by awkward drunk - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

#14924630
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On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML

#19323093
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On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML

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On 08/28/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by ant_hater (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

#17613922
52 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm - health - by Stan - United States (California)



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