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Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

#12625429
59 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was trying to relieve a dog that looked like it was choking because it was tied to a pole while its owner was in a restaurant. The owner called a security guard because she was convinced I was trying to steal her dog. FML

#13162058
47 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 9:25pm - animals - by Hilary - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wanted to go clubbing with my friends. I started drinking at home to save on the price of drinks, instead I fell asleep on my couch. FML

#12797652
68 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by constantine - United States

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

#14155687
63 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
62 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

#14835429
56 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML

#16498430
66 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by TMI - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

#15147269
50 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:00am - misc - by Parade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

#14821107
58 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
64 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

#14569755
53 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by shadowsonicstar (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

#16520207
47 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML

#14954664
60 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 3:36am - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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