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Today, I had my first job interview after three years of unemployment. I was so happy that I broke down into tears the moment I saw the interviewer. Great first impression. FML

#21083095
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On 03/10/2014 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

#21094619
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On 03/23/2014 at 8:44pm - misc - by hannahg - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought I'd finally finished the special project my boss gave me of changing the eligibility details on several hundred loans. My coworker later pointed out that the document was the same as it had been hours before, and that the changes I made hadn't saved at all. FML

#21079586
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On 03/06/2014 at 11:24am - work - by workaholic (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an angry customer threw her sticky toffee pudding at the wall and pointed out that because it didn't stick, it was not really a "sticky" toffee pudding, and that she'd been mislead. FML

#21123022
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On 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm - work - by stickyservice (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

#21129926
56 comments

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On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

#21123309
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On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

#21134956
59 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by romancocks - United States (Florida)

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
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On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML

#21237829
41 comments

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On 08/14/2014 at 11:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
43 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
52 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

#920
48 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

#1114
56 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)



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