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Today, my mum and I were referred to as "ladies". I'm happy for her, since she always complains about looking masculine. However, I would still like to be called a gentleman, seeing as how I am one. FML

#21000124
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On 12/21/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by FML (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my sister had me kicked out of her wedding reception for, in the words of her new husband, "harshing the buzz." FML

#21028633
58 comments

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On 01/15/2014 at 10:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

#21009861
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On 12/29/2013 at 10:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

#21014729
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On 01/02/2014 at 9:24pm - misc - by Frustrated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I left a message for a potential employer. It wasn't until after I'd hung up that I realized I'd given them their own phone number to call me back at. Not getting that job. FML

Today, I had my first job interview after three years of unemployment. I was so happy that I broke down into tears the moment I saw the interviewer. Great first impression. FML

#21083095
60 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

#21094619
59 comments

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On 03/23/2014 at 8:44pm - misc - by hannahg - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought I'd finally finished the special project my boss gave me of changing the eligibility details on several hundred loans. My coworker later pointed out that the document was the same as it had been hours before, and that the changes I made hadn't saved at all. FML

#21079586
55 comments

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On 03/06/2014 at 11:24am - work - by workaholic (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an angry customer threw her sticky toffee pudding at the wall and pointed out that because it didn't stick, it was not really a "sticky" toffee pudding, and that she'd been mislead. FML

#21123022
57 comments

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On 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm - work - by stickyservice (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML

#21129926
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On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

#21123309
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On 04/26/2014 at 7:36am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

#21134956
59 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by romancocks - United States (Florida)

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML

#21168093
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On 06/09/2014 at 10:27am - work - by apologetic (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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