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Today, a customer was looking fir some decking materials. I took her around the store and pointed out some nice plywood, noting that it's also fre-retardant,hich might interest her. She got pissed off and bitched me out fir supposedly calling her a retard. FML
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticd something in the back by the drain. It lookd lyk a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
Today, I was bieng interviewed for a grant over the phone . When asked y I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the reciever . mega FML
Today, mah parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tred of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting fir 6 days a week. mega FML
today I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat... but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat... but she glared at me... frowned and said... "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Friday 27 March 2015