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Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

#17757615
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On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

#19448079
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On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

#14693370
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On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

#14902184
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On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday". He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML

#16480266
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On 06/03/2011 at 5:57am - work - by xmeatballx21 - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

#14923153
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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

#15238370
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On 03/08/2011 at 6:32am - animals - by ghoul -

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

#15392908
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On 03/20/2011 at 12:52am - love - by changeddaily (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

#19550881
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On 04/29/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

#18362103
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On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML

#17948621
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I agree, your life sucks (23808) - you deserved it (4562)

On 10/10/2011 at 12:13am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States



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