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Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

#10707019
64 comments

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On 05/23/2010 at 3:29am - work - by Around - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML

#12294723
62 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

#9021553
63 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML

#9171257
61 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by pubes (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

#14086848
62 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by unemployable (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML

#14341536
54 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

#14124192
49 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

#9083154
53 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

#14133320
54 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Invisible - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while working at the bakery, I slipped on a pen. I dropped the pie rack I was holding full of pies right on my face. I now have a burn mark on my cheek that looks like a swastika. FML

#13466865
63 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:41am - work - by hannahj88 - Australia

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

#13307467
62 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by krt - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

#10913904
56 comments

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On 06/01/2010 at 10:34pm - misc - by chiclet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant downtown with my brother in-law when I told him I couldn't eat any more. He then told me, "You better, or you're walking home." He wasn't kidding. FML

#13919732
59 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 12:31am - misc - by Random Person - United States (Kentucky)



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