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Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

#14365094
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On 12/28/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by SharpeOne -

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

#13182714
51 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after playing on the same basketball team for eight years with the same coach, he kicked me off the team to make room for my younger brother, who I taught to play basketball in the first place. FML

#14147630
64 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out my cousin had moved to Texas. I would have been okay with it, were it not for the fact that not only did I loan him $3,500, but I was supposed to go with him too. FML

#14187285
66 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 3:29am - money - by Reasondon - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion. While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head. FML

#12655415
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

#14410593
59 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

#14329658
54 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 12:29am - love - by desigymrat - France

Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML

#15147046
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On 02/28/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

#17855113
52 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up by the sound of part of my kitchen ceiling hitting the floor. FML

#14455571
64 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by erlad678 -

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

#14485086
61 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

#14585832
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

#15061511
62 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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