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Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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On 02/08/2015 at 7:19pm - love - by jimmy_poison - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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On 11/13/2014 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by johnnycomehelpme - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a restaurant bathroom, when another girl walked in. I have anxiety issues, and couldn't leave my stall until the other person went first. She rushed into a stall and had violent diarrhea for a good 10 minutes. FML

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML

#21285397
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On 10/26/2014 at 1:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML

#21232602
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On 08/08/2014 at 3:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

#21212849
74 comments

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On 07/18/2014 at 12:30pm - misc - by familyhatesme - United States (Washington)

Today, in the men's room a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML

#21269595
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On 10/02/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by Vkaz (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

#21303975
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On 11/22/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

#21279204
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On 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received a gift certificate from my grandmother for a local bookshop. Considering how broke I am, this would be a fantastic gift. If the bookshop in question wasn't a right-wing evangelical Christian Bookshop, and I wasn't Jewish. FML

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On 12/11/2014 at 8:29am - misc - by Soverytired (woman) - Australia

Today, my boss refused to give me vacation time for my wedding and honeymoon because she didn't have a honeymoon and because of that apparently neither should I. FML

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

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