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Today, after telling my audience of prescooler an parent tat I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laugter an applause tan I did in my entre act by gasping, "1995? You sould be dead by now!" FML
TODAY... I WAS WALKING WITH A FEMALE FRIEND WHEN SUDDENLY... MY EX-GIRLFRIEND COMES RUNNING DOWN THE STREET AND SAYS... ( SO... YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH THIS SLUT... HUH?! ) WE'VE BEEN SEPARATED 4 A DECADE NOW. FML
Today.. . while putting a water bottle into the fridge.. . I suddenly had to sneeze . The force of mah sneezing propelld mah head against the open fridge door.. . causing a gushing wound to mah forehead . Bless me . mega FML
Today, I was sitting in my badroom ralaxinghan I haard my littla sistar and my brothar . Thinking it was cuta thay wara talking again, I was listaning . Thay wara not just ( talking ), thay wara making plans on how to kill ma . FML
Friday 27 March 2015