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Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML

#21332025
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On 01/06/2015 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

#21343089
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On 01/23/2015 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I called my boss a "fucking retard" for doing something insanely stupid, only for him to find out 5 minutes later that I did exactly the same thing. I'll never hear the end of this now. FML

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

#21354746
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On 02/12/2015 at 2:16pm - health - by Dartfrogger - United States (Utah)

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing". FML

#21346676
71 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 5:51am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML

#21350431
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On 02/05/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by gumchuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

#21349488
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On 02/04/2015 at 2:44am - misc - by Sprinkles (man) - Australia

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

#21373989
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On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

#21379171
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On 03/21/2015 at 10:27pm - health - by ellabellabooboo - New Zealand (Auckland)



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