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Today, my boss refused to give me vacation time for my wedding and honeymoon because she didn't have a honeymoon and because of that apparently neither should I. FML

Today, my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child. FML

#21359996
75 comments

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On 02/20/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by pissed - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss chewed me out for leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker, hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML

#21376314
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On 03/17/2015 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a person in my class completing a project that was due two periods later and that they had just started in the bathroom. They got a better grade than me. FML

#21366872
65 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 9:43pm - misc - by Anomaly - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML

#21373989
74 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
58 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
62 comments

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On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
70 comments

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On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
62 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
53 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

#247252
71 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

#979706
71 comments

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On 04/14/2009 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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